Things broken beyond repair in our household in February (so far):
- One glass coffeemaker pitcher (cracked against something ceramic in dish drainer)
- One tempered glass cutting board (dropped onto kitchen floor)
- One drinking glass (knocked onto kitchen floor by large wooden cutting board that tipped over after being stood up on its edge, unwisely)
- One large wooden cutting board (hurled angrily to floor seconds after the aforementioned glass, also unwisely)
- Six mouse spinal columns (annihilated by mousetrap technology)
- One blind, crippled, long-dying, pitifully prehistoric circa-2004 PowerBook G4 (cause of death hardware hash-up or system software seppuku)
