Above: Photo by Laura, 2006.
Said the Budgie to the Pigeon:
“You seem plagued by indecidgeon.”
Said the Pigeon to the Budgie:
“How’d this statue get so sludgy?”
Said the Puffin to the Penguin:
“Your complexion’s quite exsenguine.”
Said the Penguin to the Puffin:
“Fuckin freezin; fanks for nuffin.”
Said the Auk to Mr. Dodo:
“You looked thinner in your photo.”
Mr. Dodo to the Auk:
“This extinction gig’s a crock.”
Said the nugget to the frittata:
“Why I oughta … !”
Said the frittata to the nugget:
“Fuggit.”
